[pivot]

Money

It can buy a house

But not a home

It can buy a clock

But not time

It can buy you a position

But it not respect

It can buy you a bed

But not sleep

It can buy you a book

But not knowledge

It can buy you medicine

But not health

It can buy you blood

But not life

So you see money isn't everything

And it often causes pain and suffering

I tell you this because I am your friend

And as your friend I want to

Take away your pain and suffering!!

So

Send me all your money

And I will suffer for you!