[fady juventus]

Amarried couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. Thewife is behind the wheel.

Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks ina clear voice. 'I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want adivorce.'

Thewife says nothing, Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases herspeed to 65 mph. Thehusband speaks again. 'I don't want you to try and talk me out of it,' he says, 'because I've beenhaving an affair with your best friend, And she's a far betterlover than you are.'

Again the wife stays quiet, Butgrips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75 Hepushes his luck. 'I want the house,' he says insistently.

Up to 80.. 'I want the car, too,' he continues.

mph85. 'And,' he says, 'I'll have the bankaccounts, all the credit cards and the boat!'

The car slowly starts veeringtowards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her, 'Isn't there anything youwant?'

The wife at last replies in aquiet and controlled voice.


'No, I've got everything I need,' she says



'Oh, really,' he inquires, 'so what have you got?


Just before they slam into the wall at 85 mph, The wife turns to him and smiles. 'The airbag

Moral of the Story :

Women are dangerous
Don't mess with them