[fady juventus]

A very beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a building and she suddenly trips over something and falls down:

On her way falling down, an American man catches her,
she says: "Oh thank you, you saved my life , I'll do ANYTHING for you..."

The man says : "Okay then , sleep with me"

She says : "You PIG!! NEVER!!"

So he says : "FINE!" and he drops her down....

So she's falling and screaming...

Suddenly a German man catches her in the air from his balcony,
she says:"Oh thank you, you saved me,
I'll do anything that you ask..."

The guy says : "Fraulein , sleep with me."

She replies : "Oh you nasty pig!!! NEVER!"
So the man says : "Fine!!!" and he also drops her down again.

She's falling and thinking that it was better if she slept with one of those men

and now she's going to die.

Suddenly , a Muslim man catches the woman from his balcony,

she says : "Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll SLEEP with you!!"

The Muslim man replies : "Astaghfarulla'h " and he drops her !!