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28/09/2006 | #1 |
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quick thinking kids
QUICK-THINKING KIDS
>> >> >> >> >> >>Kids in school think quickly ....and will make you laugh as long >>as >> >>they aren't yours! >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America. >> >> >> >>MARIA : Here it is! >> >> >> >>TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America? >> >> >> >>CLASS >>: Maria! >> >>________________________________________________ ___________ >> >> >> >>TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank? >> >> >> >>FRANK : Because of the sign. >> >> >> >>TEACHER : What sign? >> >> >> >>FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." >> >> >> >>________________________________________________ ___________ >> >> >> >>TEACHER : John, why are you doing your multiplication on >>the >> >>floor? >> >> >> >>JOHN : >>You told me to do it without using tables! >> >> >> >>________________________________________________ ___________ >> >> >> >>TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" >> >> >> >>GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" >> >> >> >>TEACHER : No, that's wrong >> >> >> >>GLENN : Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I >>spell >> >>it! >> >> >> >>________________________________________________ ________ >> >> >> >>TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? >> >> >> >>DONALD >>: H I J K L M N O!! >> >> >> >>TEACHER : What are you talking about? >> >> >> >>DONALD : Yesterday you said! it's H to O! >> >> >> >>________________________________________________ __________ >> >> >> >>TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today >>that >> >>we didn't have ten years ago. >> >> >> >>WINNIE : Me! >> >> >> >> __________________________________________________ _________ >> >> >> >>TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so >>dirty? >> >> >> >>GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than >>you >> >>are. >> >> >> >>________________________________________________ ___________ >> >> >> >>TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." >> >> >> >>MILLIE : I is... >> >> >> >>TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." >> >> >> >>MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the >> >>alphabet." >> >> >> >>________________________________________________ __________ >> >> >> >>TEACHER >>: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? >> >> >> >>TINO : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the >>same >> >>day, same time." >> >> >> >> __________________________________________________ _________ >> >> >> >>TEACHER : George Washington not only chopped down his >> >>father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do >> >>you know why his father didn't punish him?" >> >> >> >>LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. >> >> >> >> __________________________________________________ ______ >> >> >>TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before >>eating? SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!; >> >> __________________________________________________ ______ >> >> >> >>TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on >> >>talking when people are no longer interested? >> >> >> >>HAROLD : A teacher.
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07/10/2006 | #2 |
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أحلى ام الجوج والله
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اقتباس:
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حبيتك بالصيف ......... حبيتك بالشتي
يعني مرة هيك ...... ومرة هيك ...... |
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11/10/2006 | #4 |
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