a dog named sex

[Joe]

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I
call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went
to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I
would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!"

Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she
looked like. I said, "You don't understand. ... I have had Sex since I
was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong
boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would
like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the
wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life
and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to
hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I
told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day
we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from
the church from then on.


When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When
we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for
me and my wife and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in
the motel is a place for sex. I said, "You don't understand. ... Sex
keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too!"

One day I entered Sex in a contest. But before the competition began,
the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking
around. I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest. He
said that I should have sold my own tickets. "You don't understand," I
said, "I hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show off.


When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of
the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married but Sex
left me after I was married." The Judge said, "Me too!"

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her.
A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4
o'clock in the morning. I said, "I'm looking for Sex." -- My case
comes up next Thursday.


Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn
troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw. Why just the other day
when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me,
"What seems to be the trouble?" I replied, "Sex has been my best
friend all my life but now it has left me for ever. I couldn't live
any longer so lonely." and the doctor said, "Look mister, you should
understand that sex isn't a man's best friend so get yourself a dog."

[SABE]

حلوي كتير كتير كتيــــــــــــــــــــــ ـــــــــــــــــــــــــ ـــــــــــــــــــــــــ ـــــــــــــــــــــــــ ـــــــــــــــــــــــــ ــــــــر .. و أكتر كمان ..
مشكور حبيب ...

[mhmary]

كاتب النص الأصلي : joe

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of
the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married but Sex
left me after I was married." The Judge said, "Me too!"


understand that sex isn't a man's best friend so get yourself a dog."

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