!!!!! DATE

[mounia]

WHITE WOMAN:

First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.

Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit.

Third date: You get to have sex .



IRISH WOMEN


First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex



ITALIAN WOMEN:

First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.

Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.

Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.

5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.

6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.



JEWISH WOMEN:

First Date: You get terrific head.

Second Date: You get even more great head.

Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.



CHINESE WOMEN:

First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.

Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.

Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've alreadyrealized nothing is ever going to happen.



INDIAN WOMEN:

First date: Meet her parents.

Second date: Set the date of the wedding.

Third date: Wedding night.



BLACK WOMEN:

First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.

Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.

Third Date: You get to pay her rent.

Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.



MEXICAN WOMEN:

First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.

Second Date: She's pregnant.

Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip.



ARAB WOMEN: :

First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.

Second Date: Guy is shot dead.

No third date.

[aboalzeik]

ARAB WOMEN: :

First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.

Second Date: Guy is shot dead.

No third date

i like it thanx mounia

[mounia]

YEA BUT IT'S NOT TRUE
PPLE HAVE A WRONG IDEA ABOUT ....US
WE DON't CARE

ليعرفوا ان الفتاة العربية مش سهلة و
التربية الصحيحة هي اساس كل شيء

[ابوالريض]

شكرا على الموضوع الجميل


وانا ايد التربية الصحيحة


المراءه العربية معروفه انها اصيله وذات تربية صحيحة


اكرر الشكر لك

[Kakabouda]

قوية هههه شو هاد يا مونيا ...

[Godfather]

أنا برأيي هيك الخطوات لازم تصير:


1st date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner and kiss her goodnight

2nd Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner and kiss her goodnight

3rd date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit

4th Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out

5th date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner and kiss her goodnight

6th Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner and kiss her goodnight

7th date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit

8th Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes Mloukhia & Kebbi and kiss her goodnight

9th date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner and kiss her goodnight

10th Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner and kiss her goodnight

11th date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit

12th Date: she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring

13th Date: her Mom makes Shakria & Kebi and kiss her goodnight

14th date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner and kiss her goodnight

15th date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit

16th date: Set the date of the Engagement

حاجي .. دائت خلاقي من التخطيط .... !!!

شكرا" mounia

[krimbow]

الحمدلله على نعمة العزوبية :P

[sweetbaby]

كاتب النص الأصلي : krimbow

الحمدلله على نعمة العزوبية :P

[layla]

كاتب النص الأصلي : krimbow

الحمدلله على نعمة العزوبية :P