WHY AM I MARRIED?
 

:lol: WHY AM I MARRIED?
You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead.
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At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."

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lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
"Husband Wanted".
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine."
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When a woman steals your husband,
there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

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A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.
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A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
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A young son asked,
"Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."
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Then there was a woman who said,
"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
and by then, it was too late."
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
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If you want your spouse to listen and
pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep. :yahoo: :yahoo: :clap: :clap: :clap:



Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
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First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
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"A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to forgive him , and for patience, For his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death"

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hope u will like those jokes

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"A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to forgive him , and for patience, For his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death

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hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa its so funy thank u so mush

هههههههvery nice :yahoo:

بنت الجامعة

hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa its so funy thank u so mush



thanks a lot for u :D

thanks 2 u 2 amir:D

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh .dont be very happy ,,sooner or later u will have one:p right:p


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thanks to u too

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they told me that i have to but i think i dont some one say the sea full of fish anyway after what you tiped i realy dont want to i like my life like this and like my way with anybody to yenked 3ali bel 3arby :PPP
akeed kiding :)

"A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to forgive him , and for patience, For his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death"

AND

A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
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that was sooooooo funny .. the best minutes l had tonight

thanks al0000T
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