WHY AM I MARRIED?

[the strange girl]

WHY AM I MARRIED?
You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead.

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."



lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
"Husband Wanted".
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine."

When a woman steals your husband,
there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.



A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.


A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."


A young son asked,
"Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."


Then there was a woman who said,
"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
and by then, it was too late."

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.


If you want your spouse to listen and
pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.



Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.


First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."


"A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to forgive him , and for patience, For his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death"






hope u will like those jokes

[بنت الجامعة]

"A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to forgive him , and for patience, For his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death



hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa its so funy thank u so mush

[امير الشامي]

هههههههvery nice

[the strange girl]

بنت الجامعة

hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa its so funy thank u so mush



thanks a lot for u

[the strange girl]

كاتب النص الأصلي : امير الشامي

هههههههvery nice

thanks 2 u 2 amir

[Guess]

thanx you god cuz i am still single and dont have that ladys yet by the way
its wassssssssss soooooooooo funyyyyyyyyyyyy

[the strange girl]

كاتب النص الأصلي : Guess

thanx you god cuz i am still single and dont have that ladys yet by the way
its wassssssssss soooooooooo funyyyyyyyyyyyy

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh .dont be very happy ,,sooner or later u will have one right




thanks to u too

[Guess]

they told me that i have to but i think i dont some one say the sea full of fish anyway after what you tiped i realy dont want to i like my life like this and like my way with anybody to yenked 3ali bel 3arby :PPP
akeed kiding

[SLIM SHADY]

"A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to forgive him , and for patience, For his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death"

AND

A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
that was sooooooo funny .. the best minutes l had tonight

thanks al0000T